We’ve a bad case of five year old attitude at our house at the moment. Miss Moo is testing us and doing a good job of it too. Here are some examples from the last week or so.
Just calm down won’t you. In response to her Mum telling her that Ben 10 was an inappropriate show for her to be watching.
I’ll put you in time out. When I sent her to her room after she pushed The Menace off the couch.
I want you to go to your room and think about what you’ve done. This was just being smart and mimicking me.
Well you’re not behaving like a thirty-eight year old. After I told her she wasn’t behaving like a five year old.
I don’t want you, I don’t want you at all. Where’s my Daddy? Where is he? To her mother when she discovered that I’d slipped out of the house to get some milk.
I’m going to take all of your clothes. She said this when I took her scooter off her for a day.
HOW DARE YOU DADDY. When I turned the TV off.
This is going to take you a long time to clean up. She said this after emptying her craft box on the kitchen floor.